Rebecca black's teen drivvle pop-crap 'Friday' is awful, we can all agree on that, but maybe by some stroke of genius this is very clever marketing?
If you haven't seen the song I posted it here yesterday, check below then come back up to watch it, it's fine, we'll wait...
Did you see? I know right! I don't have one positive thing to say about this song, and I can tolerate some absolute crap. Everything about it is wrong, the singing, the words, the creepy rap verse by some 30 year old unknown rapper about school buses and having people in his back seat... Keeping in mind that Rebecca and all her 'friends' are about 13 years old, we have ourselves a problem.
I usually like rap, its one of my favourite genres for its sheer diversity, but this was about as generic and corporate as you can get, and that's just it, the entire thing (I refuse to call it a song any longer) is just cry-ably generic, like it was churned out of some machine created simply to pump out teen singers in the hopes that one of them becomes the next Justin Bieber.
Oh wait!
Ark music factory is a company that was created to pump out teen singers in the hopes that one of them becomes the next Justin Bieber.
Yes it is a bad thing, but at the same time it could actually be a stroke of genius designed to fool us all...
Rebecca Blacks thing could be intentionally bad, that's right, the company meant to hurt us, we've already seen the stir its created, the company is well and truly in the lime-light, all they would need to do is to release an actually good song at Rebecca's career's funeral, and BANG everyone hears it expecting the same sort of rubbish. It's the same sort of principle as sacrificing a goat in front of your house party to gather guests, everyone's sad about the goat, but hey there's a party behind it!
Obviously its not fair to use a 13 year old girl as bait, unless you're trying to catch a predator, but this is simply for music sales? It's genius, if anything I'm actually a little scared of Ark records at the moment, but this is pure speculation. For all I know this is reality and the music industry is slowly dying, and its a painful, noisy death too.
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