Monday, 28 March 2011

iPod Touch: The new gaming console?


Ever since the iPod touch was first released there have been games released taking advantage of it's unique touch screen and accelerometer combination. I got an iPod touch on release of the 1st generation; before there was an App store, and I remember reading online about people who had jailbroken their devices in order to play games. We're going back 3 or so years, before I was man enough to take the plunge into what I believed at the time to be illegal water, and so I thought I would forever have an iPod touch without games. Thinking back I can't actually remember why I wanted one in the first place, especially as a first iPod/MP3 player. Luckily Apple got their act together and released the app store, It wasn't quite what it is now, it was all maze games and papi jump. The big developers didn't know what to do with it at all and the little developers didn't know how to use it to its full potential, spawning endless duplicates of the same game. papi jump met it's match with doodle jump: in the same way that introducing your wife to your more attractive, better dressed and more intelligent co-worker, papi jump was quickly forgotten about and doodle jump slept in it's bed with every iPod/iPhone owner in the world telling it how much better it is.

I've lost my point.

Oh yes, I'll skip a bit of history and take you to where I'm going with this: angry birds.

Angry birds has a simple concept. Use a catapult to fling various birds at fortresses, in those fortresses are pigs and the aim of the game is to kill all the pigs, but you all know that by now. If you haven't played it on your own iDevice you've no doubt played it on your friends. In fact when a friend gets hold of my iPod the first thing they do after hammering at the Facebook icon is hammer at the angry birds icon, in fact I became so frustrated with people wasting my battery in the middle of the day I went and deleted the blasted thing. A sacrifice well made I assure you.

Something about this simple concept is apparently incredibly inviting to EVERYONE. anyone from the younger users who frequently show you how far they've got in the game, the teens who frequently show you how far they've got in the game all the way up to the old folk in their suits drinking their wine showing you how far they've got in the game is enjoying it. If you handed them this on a game boy advance 5 or so years ago they would have humoured you for 10 minutes before becoming irritated with your company and bored of the game, but now it's on their phones and instantly accessible they have fallen in love with it and have to talk about it with their other friends who have it. The whole situation reminds me of an old joke:

"how do you know if someone has an iPhone?"

"they'll tell you."

Yes, angry birds is an example of the casual gaming explosion over the face of the innocent general public schoolgirl, it would have been frowned upon 20 years ago but now everyone's just used to it. Lesser known perhaps is casual indie game 'cut the rope' or casual indie game 'tiny wings' or casual indie game 'street fighter 4'.
Or not as the case may be. Yes street fighter, a game that in the late 80s was so big it had to be played on a box twice the size of the player, and now in 2011 can be played on a small phone sized object that's not only better than the arcades were, but better than the human race, apparently.

It's street fighter alright, you kick and punch, you use a virtual joystick to control your character and the whole thing has a 2.5D perspective that looks like you're playing it on a big console screen, it's smart, very smart. It seems the big developers have turned to the iOS devices, I don't mean to drag an old cliche up from the dead but it really is 'big releases but on a small screen', it's almost becoming a device entirely used for gaming, with the iPad taking over the old functions of an iPod touch such as reading books or comics or watching your weight or updating your twitter or checking your facebook or...other things, the games are becoming the most important part as your other functions are trusted to the bigger brother.

It's certainly more diverse than a console, with an infinitely wider audience, apple should really start marketing it as a gaming device with multimedia capabilities rather than an iPhone that can't call people (yawn), that way they gather in the gamers and amass themselves a hefty collection of money that they can pump into the development of the iDeathRay. A device they will inevitably 'invent' with features that include:
two cameras so you can see the joy on your own face whilst simultaneously seeing the sadness of the race you're enslaving.
A 10 hour battery life, because taking breaks is slave talk.
And it has angry birds too. Yipee.
Max Lowndes Wright

Friday, 18 March 2011

Excuses of explanation.

I'm not going go submit any new content, just link to a few news subjects that have attracted me today.

#1)

Chiptune: Creating music using old video game technology


#2)

Why do people tell sick jokes about tragedies?

Thursday, 17 March 2011

St. Patrick's day: even the balloons are turning against us!

So, today was St, Patrick's, an Irish holiday in the same vein as St. Georges day in England, or Braveheart day in bonny Scotland. I did nothing to celebrate, I never do, I have only drank for the past year and a half so I've only had one instance of the holiday in which to celebrate in true Irish style:

Getting slaughtered in something green.

This year was no different. I had spent the day being at school and half doing/ half avoiding school work, but when it came to 7 O'clock I decided to wander down to the pub like I had planned to do earlier in the week, and see a few friends. Two friends of mine decided to tag along; worst. Idea. Ever.

Okay that was pure hyperbole, but the point still stands; they turned up just after I took the first sip of a glass of milk, I was then forced to down said milk in one, and was unable to enjoy its milky goodness. Evening ruined? No. but I was looking forward to that milk.

As was previously mentioned, the theme heard around the world was green, I worryingly spotted my only green shirt laying metres from the wash basket (obviously it was supposed to be in there, only to have got sidetracked along the way...) and so I couldn't wear that.

Damn.

TO THE WARDROBE! All I had was my green 'Lost' hoodie, I've never seen the show, yet I own it's hoodie form? Oh well. It will do, I suppose. So, looking uncharacteristically chavvy I ventured down to the pub, saw my friend Jenny (Who introduced me to the 'Friday' video) who I engaged in conversation with. She was drunk, there's no doubt about it, and we proceeded to talk about how neither of us likes Guinness, and the fact that the balloon's decorating the buildings were adorned with the Guinness logo. Balloon's are generally a non-biased decoration, and to see them siding with the enemy...I'll be honest, I was shocked.

Is it just me, or did this get very boring very quickly? On with life!

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Blogging as a blogger; choosing school over conference calling and stipends.

I'm new to blogging. I have a twitter, which has a 140 character limit, and its useful, but its difficult to quite get across exactly what I have to say. If you have read any of my other posts you will know I go on a little, but that's my style! I ramble and I'm opinionated.

What really got me into the blogging mindset was crawling around Craigslist one night looking for anything i could take part in, whether it be writing, acting or anything creative, one caught my eye;

'Video Game Blogger/Ambassador'

'Interesting' I thought to myself, but I haven't played video games properly in some time, so I thought I had fallen too out of the loop to be of any use. I read it anyway and discovered two options.

'Staff blogger'
This required all sorts of hard work, 1-3 submissions a day, conference calling, and i would have to reference them in reposts. 'Fine,' I thought, 'for if I wasn't in education.' But it just wasn't for me.

'Guest blogger'
I get sent a topic to write about and have 350 words to talk about it, which was pretty cool, i opted for this idea, but I think I'll probably take up a staff position when I have myself more free time...

Oh, and just to do a bit of advertisement, the website I am now guest blogging for is www.twistedelfinc.com, its a great source of games news and interesting stuff! Check it out blog bitches!

clever marketing or a signal of the looming apocalypse?

Rebecca black's teen drivvle pop-crap 'Friday' is awful, we can all agree on that, but maybe by some stroke of genius this is very clever marketing?

If you haven't seen the song I posted it here yesterday, check below then come back up to watch it, it's fine, we'll wait...

Did you see? I know right! I don't have one positive thing to say about this song, and I can tolerate some absolute crap. Everything about it is wrong, the singing, the words, the creepy rap verse by some 30 year old unknown rapper about school buses and having people in his back seat... Keeping in mind that Rebecca and all her 'friends' are about 13 years old, we have ourselves a problem.

I usually like rap, its one of my favourite genres for its sheer diversity, but this was about as generic and corporate as you can get, and that's just it, the entire thing (I refuse to call it a song any longer) is just cry-ably generic, like it was churned out of some machine created simply to pump out teen singers in the hopes that one of them becomes the next Justin Bieber.

Oh wait!

Ark music factory is a company that was created to pump out teen singers in the hopes that one of them becomes the next Justin Bieber.
Yes it is a bad thing, but at the same time it could actually be a stroke of genius designed to fool us all...

Rebecca Blacks thing could be intentionally bad, that's right, the company meant to hurt us, we've already seen the stir its created, the company is well and truly in the lime-light, all they would need to do is to release an actually good song at Rebecca's career's funeral, and BANG everyone hears it expecting the same sort of rubbish. It's the same sort of principle as sacrificing a goat in front of your house party to gather guests, everyone's sad about the goat, but hey there's a party behind it!

Obviously its not fair to use a 13 year old girl as bait, unless you're trying to catch a predator, but this is simply for music sales? It's genius, if anything I'm actually a little scared of Ark records at the moment, but this is pure speculation. For all I know this is reality and the music industry is slowly dying, and its a painful, noisy death too.

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

Worst song ever?


possible candidate for the worst piece of music ever?
i think so.

too young for credit cards, too old to scrounge...

Recently a number of my friends have mentioned that they own and frequently use credit cards.
These are people who are 17/18 years old. Now, admittedly at this age people are more independent, but still it seems a little young to be paying off debts, or even having debts in the first place!

I am unemployed, job hunting is a difficult task as there is apparently something infinitely un-employable about me, and I've got parents and friends on my back about earning some money, not just for their benefit but for mine too.

My passion is writing. I like to write anything, I have a lot of information in my mind and I like to get it written down or typed for the world to see, but there just aren't enough jobs around (part-time) where I can use this talent to earn me some money. If anything, school is holding me back!

When my friends start taking out mortgages or loans, that's when ill start to worry the most. But for now, back to school for me.

Max Lowndes Wright.

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

3D gaming: past, present & in your face.

Will 3D gaming be coming out of our screens and strangling us half to death anytime soon?


With the explosion of 3D across the cinema and TV industries we've almost been tricked into thinking that the world that have known for all our lives and the lives of our ancestors all the way back to the dawn of time has been made from flat, paper figurines that simply flap around in the wind until you put on a pair of 'magic' glasses that make every cliché fast-moving football and strangely angled long object (pardoning the innuendo) seem as if its literally 'coming right at us' (if you will once again pardon the innuendo). Alas, the world is made from solid 3D objects, most recently the Nintendo 3DS (launching in the UK March 25th). before I go into why this hand-held console could make one mis-aimed bullet feel like it will literally blow your mind, I shall give you a brief history of 3D in video games.

  • 1995

Nintendo releases the ultimately flawed 'Virtual Boy' made you look like Georgi La Forge for the brief time you enjoyed playing 'Star Fox' in 3D. It lasted a year before production ceased.

  • 1996 - 2009

Anaglyphic images required paper red/cyan glasses to create the 3D effect.

  • 2010

Sony released games for the PS3 that when viewed on one of their new range of 3D TV's (only an extra £3000) with their bulky, battery powered glasses (another £50 on top of that) allows the average video game player to enjoy the full 3D experience in a room void of furniture, food, or other things in life that require money.

  • 2011

Nintendo releases their nintendo 3DS. The full 3D experience without any glasses or extra purchases? it must be some kind of witchcraft!


But, no, its just science. Namely a technology called the 'parallax barrier'.

It is, surprisingly, not a shield to protect against phasers as the name might suggest, but instead a system where a device is placed in front of the screen so that each eye sees a different sets of pixels. Producing the 3D effect in the same way that using both your eyes to see does. The only downside of this is that you need to be in the at the optimum viewing angle to see the 3D, so each of your friends will need to actually have a go at playing it instead of just viewing over your shoulder like the poor at the 2012 Olympics. Ultimately this will lead to less time on your magic box of depth, but your friends will be super jealous.


To top it all off, playing 3D games, taking 3D pictures of 3D things and downloading 3D games from the 3D 'Virtual Console' will make this a 3D purchase worth every cold, shiny 3D penny.


Welcome to my blog, get an insurance quote now, pay off any debts and prepare for a bumpy ride.

Not really.
This is simply a place for me to put down my thoughts, ideas, things i write, what i find interesting etc etc...
But first, a bit about me!

Max Lowndes Wright.
17.
Aspiring writer and pixel-artist.
Not very good at life, but fantastic at living.

Feel free to ask me anything.